I can’t tell if this is a joke or not. That being said, I’m no longer a kissless virgin. Shortly after I started this blog, I lost my virginity, actually, lol.
zbtw:
i’m struggling with my weight
Sounds tough. You’re very attractive and you seem comfortable with your body. If you’re not hungry, you’re just not hungry. Not sure what you can do other than force yourself to eat more.
This account was fun, but that’s it, adios.
Heh, she looks so annoyed and bored.
“Alright, here’s my fucking pussy, take a picture before I close up shop.”
I want to have the most awkward sexual intercourse ever with her. Good lord, I mean, I wish I had a name on this chick. Those breasts look amazing, she’s got the perfect amount of meat on her bones, those eyes, dem lips, HNNNGG.
(Source: superhotbodies)


She is totally gonna bite my dick off and I am totally gonna love it.
My first thought was, “Damn, now I have to change my tumblr name.”
Thankfully I woke up…